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As many of the extreme fans know, this site was mentioned in a Premiere article in 2000! Well recently Al Weisel has made this article available on the world wide web. I encourage you to go and take a look at the article. This was the site's 3.14 seconds of fame!

Current Request

I am currently trying to track down some high quality pictures of Jennifer Garner during her short stint as a redhead from the premeire of Alias. I am also trying to track down some high quality pictures of Rachel Leigh Cook from Josie and the Pussycats. Apparently my web hunting skills are on the decline, because I can't find any decent pictures meeting this criteria (plenty of shitty ass screen captures, but those are usless to me).

Denise Richards is no longer a new actress in Hollywood. As a matter of fact she has been around for awhile. She recently got married in fact. Despite the site's name having not changed, it's really not about Denise anymore. It's about denial, and no I don't mean the river in Egypt.

If you have any interesting information you would like to share feel free to contact Flavio. Enough introductions. Lets get on to the collages...

Jump to Denise Richards' Collages

Each picture is relatively large ( 100+ K ) and creating thumbnails was not a viable option as the pictures are generally a very busy 100K. Below you will find descriptions of each collage, and you may download them however you like.

Other Collages by Flavio

This page is dedicated to Denise of course, but occasionally other powerful actresses catch Flavio's eye, and if this happens he may have to do a collage of them!

• New: The Shadows of Power - This black and white collage has been chaotic to make. If you like black and white collages, go for it. Otherwise, take a pass.
• New: Power Players - This collage features power players. Their game may be politics, tennis, tomb raiding, magic, slaying, assassination, espionage, or conquering the world. Groovy. And of course need I remind you Poe is a God.
• New: The Stars - This collage is about improving something that's already great. Jennifer Garner is the star of the best show currently on television, Alias. Jordan is the star of the best webcomic right now, Exploitation Now. Anna Kournikova is the star of woman's tennis. Eliza Dushku was the star of the best season of Buffy, that being season three.
• Anticoagulant - Somtimes it's best to not try to explain why something was given a specific title. It was this or Flavio #42, which is admittedly a very appropos title. The original goal of this collage was tragically not achieved. I failed to track down any really good RLC as Josie shots. I wanted the picture to be about red heads, but I couldn't find any good RLC pictures with the bright red hair. So perhaps this collage is a tragedy. Whatever...
• Beautiful Badasses - This is a feminisit collage! It is about badassed women who flaunt their superority! We have aliens, queens, genetically engineered soldiers, jewel thieves, vampire slayers, seven year old blue eyed bene gesserit bitches, tomb raiders, and most importantly of all we have 16 year old cartoon lesbian super geniuses who strive to take over the world. You can sense the empowerment of women in this collage!
• spv("w00t!"); - This is a collage of all the young hotties in the world (plus a token Denise picture). Natalie Portman, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Britney Spears, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Julia Stiles make this a collage for the ages! This busy collage may be the best bang for your bandwidth. So let me here it, w00t!
• Jesus Loves Them - This is not a religious themed collage, don't worry! Jesus, the well known Pederast (eight-year olds dude) from The Big Lebowski (if you look closely the only female who appears a single time is the infamous Bunny Lebowski, blv("I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars"); ) would approve of these gorgeous young women. The oldest of them is just into her twenties. Quite a few are experiencing the joy of age eighteen. This collage was done to help compensate for the short-comings of w00t! Enjoy the additions of Anna Kournikova, Mena Survari, and Shannon Elizabeth.
• bv("The Best"); - This is a collage of all my favorite pictures that exist in the other collages. The woman in this collage are Denise (of course), Jennifer Love Hewitt, Buffy, Salma, Jennifer Lopez, and Heidi Klum. If you can only spare the time to download one desktop collage, this is The Best. This collage is very busy, but that is due to the large number of extraordinarily beautiful pictures of these beautiful woman.
• Sidian Influenced - This is a collage of several young women. I was first introduced to several of these young women through the online presence of the oft pontificated imaginary Chris Sidi. Thus his name in the title. You will see yoyos, wire frame images, and sandles. Enjoy.
• The Jessicas - This image is about the greatness of being a Jessica. Jessican Biel and Jessica Alba are both extraordinary young actresses. Go Flipper! Flog that dolphin! Anyway... Shannon Elizabeth also pops up due to her pig-tailed goddesshood. Let's all dream aboot genetically engineered super hotties who live in post-apocalyptic worlds. Excellent!
• You have to love her - This is a collage of Jennifer Love Hewitt. I have always found her to be a stunningly beautiful, but with my recent discovery that she is 5'2" sky rocket her to the top of my dream charts. In some regards Jennifer is even more sexy than Denise. I can safely say that in time the number of Jennifer collages here will grow rapidly!
• Nevermore - This is another collage collage of Jennifer Love Hewitt. I promised more and this is just the start. I may start watching her TV show considering how how she never seems to leave my thoughts. She really is an amazing young actress, and everyone should learn to appreciate and love her.
• So Sexy It Hurts - This is another collage of Jennifer Love Hewitt. I am still engaged the picture hunt. If you know of any good sites I should check out, send me some email. I find myself at a loss for words when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is just so amazing. In case you didn't know she sings as well as acts. She does extremely well. She has a long a bright future ahead of her.
• Shadow's Passion, Flavio's Dream - This is another Jennifer Love Hewitt collage. I think I have now used all the pictures on the web that I have found and liked. So this should be the last collage of her for at least a little while.
• She will knock you out - This is another collage of Jennifer Love Hewitt. I recently purchased her most recent CD (the picture from the cover is used in You have to love her. I was surprised I did not hate the music. As always Jennifer is absolutely amazing.
• Your Jaw Drops - This collage is of Rebecca Gayheart, star of Jawbreaker. Rebecca has appeared in many movies, including many teeny-bopper flicks. She is very graceful and very attractive. She also seems to have some diversity in her character selction.
• Future Slut - This is a collage of Britney Spears. The Schoolgirl motif is admittedly cool. Beyond that nothing good can be said about her.
• Absolutely Beautiful - This collage is of Claire Forlani. She is a very talented actress and she has stared in such hits as The Rock. This collage is very busy. There were not enough images for two collages, and I could not bare to leave any images out, so this was very busy! Be aware that the download could be longer then what it normally is for the above. Denise is both beautiful and sexy, while Claire is just strikingly beautiful.
• Total Extremes - This is a black and white collage of Elisabeth Shue. Elisabeth Shue is an amazing actress who has shown phenomenal diversity by staring in films ranging from comical, Adventures in Babysitting, to action, The Saint, to extremely depressing drama, Leaving Las Vegas. Her ability to perform at such extremes combined with her striking beauty prompted this collage.
• Pure Magic - This is a color collage of Elisabeth Shue. Most of these pictures are modeling style pictures as they do not orignate from her movies. Elisabeth Shue is dazzling and amazing in these pictures.
• Rock Solid - This is a color collage of Vanessa Marcil. Vanessa is a very talented actress. She has stared in various daytime television programs for many years, and recently moved to Fox's 90210. She was the female lead in the The Rock, and is without a doubt one of the hottest actresses of the day. This is a very busy collage due to the same reasons as the Claire Forlani collage.
• What Dreams are made of - This is a collage of Carmen Electra. I did it sort of accidentally. I was searching for Salma Hayek pictures and somehow I ended up finding a bunch of Carmen Electra pictures. In case you are familiar with her work, there is no nudity, and now I am too artistic to do nudes.
• Too Tall - This is a collage of Heidi Klum. While I think Heidi Klum is absolutely gorgeous as well as seeming like a real person, unlike the majority of the super models, brainless bodies, unfortunately Heidi is way too tall for me. I like woman that are 5'6" or shorter. Even Denise borders on being too tall.
• Still Too Tall - Heidi Klum is still too tall for me, but as she is one of the most beautiful woman alive today, I must do my best to have at least a few collages of her. Perhaps one day Chris Ricker will create some sort of growth gene therapy that will allow Ben Hsieh and I to grow several inches (or in Ben's case, several feet).
• Super Hot - Rebecca Romijn Stamos is the premiere Super Model in the world right now. While my condition as stated above concerning Heidi Klum, remains true. Super models are just too tall for me. I don't mind oggling them like any good pervert, but I would never go for them in real life.
• Catherine Zeta-Jones - The female star of Zorro is rumored to be so beautiful as to make woman horny.
• Incomparable - This is a collage of Salma Hayek. Salma's performance in Desperado landed her many devoted fans. The moment she appeared on camera she was turning heads and causing jaws to drop. She is quite an amazing woman.
• Glorious Mexico - This is another collage of Salma Hayek. I think this one turned out better as I chose to use better pictures. Salma is what I would call a Mexican Princess. She was a Mexican movie star before her recent arrival in Hollywood. If you ever want to see one of her movies, just remember Robert Rodriguez almost always puts Salma in his movies.
• Out of Sight - Another Latino Beauty, Jennifer Lopez is stunning. Jennifer Lopez is a stunning newcomer to Hollywood and is sure to have an exciting future. She has stared in numerous exciting movies, and most recently she excelled in Out of Sight. With her as a star in this movie it managed to be great, despite having George Clooney (who I despise).
• Stake Me - This is a collage of Sarah Michelle Gellar, as you probably guessed. The cliche title is really lame, I know... I never really wanted to try and due a a collage of Buffy because she is just so damn WOW. I did this simply because of a request for a collage of Charisma (Cordelia). I would feel wrong having a collage of Cordelia and not one of Buffy. If you want to see a huge number of Buffy collages / backgrounds goto the The Sarah Michelle Gellar Fan Page, or jump straight to the wallpaper.
• Very Charismatic - This collage of Charisma Carpenter was done, because of a request. I would not normally due collages upon request, but I was inspired. Charisma Carpenter stars as Cordelia on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which happens to one of the best TV shows currently on television! Rumors abound that she will star in a Buffy spinoff next season with Angel.
• The Darker Side - This collage shows the darker side of Charisma Carpenter. She looks forward to her new show Angel which starts this fall, in which her character Cordelia will be able to show her darker side, as her character will not exist solely as comic relief.

Collages of Denise Richards

• Can I Play - This was the first collage I did. At the time the pictures available on the internet were not very extensive. The pictures are primarily from Wild Things, but there is one picture from Starship Troopers. While this was the first, it remains one of my favorites. The coloring on the text seems perfect, and the pictures are all wonderful.
• The Black and White - All of the pictures in this collage are black white. The pictures are from Starship Troopers and Wild Things. The only color in the picture is the lettering from the movie titles.
• Young & Fun - This is my least favorite of the collages, and thus I redid it, Young & Fun 2. Both versions contain the same pictures, primarily of Denise's early days as a swimsuit model. The second version has better color contrast and better lettering.
• Get Wild - This is one of my favorite collages. I first started really playing around with the pictures instead of just cut and paste. These pictures show a diversity of Denise. One picture which I have always felt is the "Fiona Apple" picture is the core of this and each direction has a slightly different type of picture.
• Wow! - Pink is powerful. This is a mixture of modeling and Wild Things pictures. The picture quality is probably the lowest in this picture, but the pictures themselves are very nice.
• Unbelievable - The core of this collage is a very powerful black and white picture of Denise. This collage also contains the first picture where I started using magazine covers. It is very difficult and annoying to try and erase all the words that they plaster on those magazines.
• Lucky Leno - This picture has a picture of Denise's entrance on the Jay Leno show, thus the title. Almost all the pictures are modeling ones, and they are great pictures at that! There is also a picture of Denise from the MTV movie awards. She claimed that her top wanted to fall off...
• Dreams - Beautiful women and hard liquor, that is what dreams are made of. The central aspect of this collage is Denise standing upon a well stocked bar. Finally all of your dreams can come true!
• Lucky 007 - This picture was done the week following the announcement that Denise would star in the next James Bond movie, The World is Not Enough. Denise's character's name will be Christmas Jones, a doctorate of nuclear physics. This is a great role for Denise and I encourage everyone to go see this movie, it opens November 19, 1999.
• Drop Dead Gorgeous - This picture was done following the renaming of Dairy Queens to Drop Dead Gorgeous. Denise could be dead, and she would still be hot.
• The Goddess - Denise Richards is a Goddess of beauty.
• Hottie McNazi - Denise Richards break through role came in Starship Troopers where she played the role of Carmen Ibanez a young starship pilot in training. The title Hottie McNazi was given her by Paederon.
• Dr. My Ass - This picture was after I watched Denise in the most recent Bond movie. The title is for a variety of reasons. Denise has a nice ass for one. Her line, "Somebody is going to have my ass for this." The fact that she was totally unbelievable as a Nuclear Physicist, and finally because I am quite sure I would enjoy her doctoring my ass.

Non-Flavio Collages

Apparently someone else on the internet is doing collages of Denise. I found this one entirely by accident and thought it was great so I decided I would throw it onto Flavio's page here. Big Daddy seems to have a great deal more artistic skill then Flavio. Flavio just has a great deal of cutting and pasting ability.

• Big Daddy's Denise Richards Wallpaper
• Big Daddy's Jennifer Love Hewitt Wallpaper
• Big Daddy'sLove Hewitt Wallpaper
• Damian's Denise Richards

Paederon's Super Models

A local friend of mine, you may call him Paederon decided to do some collages of his own. He specifically prefers backgrounds with only one photograph and the rest of the background to be scenic. So without further to do...

• Heidi Klum looking good despite the apocalypse.
• Heidi Klum makes the sun set purple.
• Heidi the Electric Enchantress.
• Rebecca Romijin visits the Apocalyptic Stone Henge.
• Callisto - God, Hottie, Psycho Hose Beast... Paederon's Best with Gimp Super Nova!!!

Andy's Nauseating Passion

A not so local friend of mine, you may call him Fan of Dolph sent me his own collage. Be warned that it's evil. VERY EVIL!

• New: Grace Jones